Väärin kerrotut vitsit – parasta

19.1.2016

Kuulin ehkä parhaan väärin kerrotun vitsin ikinä. Ai että. Vitsit ovat hauskoja, mutta kyllä ne väärin kerrottuna on vieläkin hauskempia....


Kuulin ehkä parhaan väärin kerrotun vitsin ikinä. Ai että. Vitsit ovat hauskoja, mutta kyllä ne väärin kerrottuna on vieläkin hauskempia. Siis, kun niistä lähtee koko pohja, eikä niissä ole enää sitä... noh, vitsiä. Siis priceless.

Väärin kerrottujen vitsien hauskuuden haastavuus on tietysti aina siinä, että se alkuperäinen, oikea, vitsi pitää tuntea, että voi nähdä sen väärin kerrotun hienouden.

Mä nyt luotan, että te tiedätte tämän alkuperäisen ja kerron vain sen väärän.

Valmiina?

Noniin:

"Mitä Cheekki sanoi kiinalaisessa ravintolassa?
– Anna sitä soijaa."

Toistan:

"Mitä Cheekki sanoi kiinalaisessa ravintolassa?
-Anna sitä soijaa."



HAHAHAHHAHHHAA! Väärin meni! Niin monella tapaa väärin! Hahahahahha, kuolen! Voi jumaleissön... niin väärin.

Aaah, vieläkin naurattaa.

Ja vieläkin.

Jaaaaa.... vieläkin.

No, nyt alkaa vähän helpottaa.

...

Ei, vieläkin naurattaa.

Hahhahaaa, Cheekki... anna sitä soijaa. Eih.

Niin väärin.

Jos et nyt tiennyt sitä oikeaa vitsiä, niin täältä sen löydät. Palaat sitten takaisin tänne ja ymmärrät.

Aah, niin hyvä.


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26 comments

  1. Meillä meni kaksi vitsiä kans sekasi. Lapsi kertoi sit onnessaan, et kaksi mummoa käveli tiellä ja toinen jäi auton alle. Toinen huusi sitten sille, että tulehan ketsuppini :D :D :D

    Paljo parempi noin ku et mummot ois mennyt mustikkaan ja auton alle jäänyt ois tomaatti.

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    1. Hahahhahah, mut toihan ON paljon parempi noin! Haha, en kestä!

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  2. Huikeita vitsejä, eihän tässä unta saa!

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    1. On kyllä! Ja parasta aina on, jos vitsin kertoja ei itse edes hokaa virhettä! :D

      Poista
  3. Tää on naurattanut mua jo 25 vuotta:

    Jeesus ja opetuslapset kävelivät puutarhassa. Puiiden lomasta näkyi leijona. Jeesus sanoi: Älkää peljätkö. Se on tekoleijona.

    :-D

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